OTOH, I liked the part where Lady Gaga almost put her pussy on the piano keys. Didn’t watch the game itself, but I did happen to drop into the local pub and accidentally caught Lady Gaga’s sex display. Impressive! Sex has almost always been a one-on-one thing for me, but she obviously had a whole team of directors, writers, choreographers, etc. cranking (so to speak) out ways to glorify her pussy.

On the downside, it underscored what I have secretly known for a long time but have been loath to admit: I will never, ever get a chance to fuck Lady Gaga. Oh well.